So, it's been a while since you've fallen asleep on dad. And, by " a while" we mean...oh...about a year or so. Or, since you were the size of a peanut. But the other day, dad tried to put you down for a nap and you said, "no no" while shaking your little (huge) head. And, rather than force you to go down for a nap and hear you cry through the baby monitor, we figured "you asked nicely" so we didn't put you down. So, dad takes you downstairs and sits down on the couch. You obviously lied when you said you weren't ready for a nap, because a few seconds later you were fast asleep on dad's chest.
Now, don't get us wrong. It's not as if you haven't fallen asleep around dad in the past year. Just not on top of him. Usually, you're in bed next to him, kicking him in the ribs, puncturing a lung with your fingernails, or kneeing him in the balls to ensure you never have a brother or sister.
Luckily mom pokes holes in the condoms, so I'm sure someday you'll have a sibling you can abuse after you've finished off your parents.
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But Dad does have boobs. He's been packing it on from all that home cooking he does when Mom's at school. :>
A-nony-Moose
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