So, you little English professor. It appears that on the brink of 16 months you still have not mastered the English language. Geniuses might blame this on your dad for passing on his retardeness to your hiney-ess, or maybe on Dyslexia, but we blame it on the fact that you still don't have a full set of teeth and poop your pants. So, your latest assault on the king's (eerr...Queen's) language is the word "Hat." Oh, we're sorry, you may not recognize "hat" because you pronounce it "Ack." Over and over and over again...no, that part of you still has not changed. We think it's cute you say Ack to get us to put your hat on just so you can take it off 20 seconds later. But, the other day you did actually wear your "Ack" for more than 2 minutes and we have the pictures to prove it. And to that, we say "Acks off to you!"
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