You Must Have Been Jealous Too

So, ever since our infamous trip to Gymboree (detailed events chronicled below), you have changed. You see, during our circle time (the one in which every parent bragged about their kid), a lot of the parents said something to the effect of "we don't experience any stress whatsoever because our son/daughter sleeps for 12 hours a night."

Your mom and I looked at each other and thought "they must be lying" and if not "why don't you sleep that long!"

I think you're more perceptive than we give you credit for because ever since then, you have been sleeping for 12 hours a night. And if that wasn't a gift from heaven in itself, you have also been taking THREE HOUR naps during the day. Three hours! That's almost enough to wactch the extended version Lord of the Rings . Almost.

So, now that you're sleeping schedule is so AWESOME, your mom and I can do more productive things like.....hmmm.....watch MULTIPLE episodes of our favorite television programs (instead of just one), sleep longer, and maybe if we're lucky we'll have time to take a shower.

Which will help reduce the stank in this house....but, as long as Auntie Stina comes over, there's not much hope for eliminating the stank completely. Especially when we have potato soup.