Ayjia Alters The English Language

Recently you decided to alter the English language as we know it. Here’s your newest modifications to our dictionary.

Chucky Cheese is now Cheesy Chuck. New name. Same gross pizza.

Licorice is now Ricorice. What are you, Asian?

Car Wash is now the Dishwasher Car. Hmm...well, this one kind of makes sense if you think about it.

OK, we buy it. Plus your version is so much cuter....