OK, stick your finger in that hole and see if a crab bites it off.
Basically, this is the best picture ever taken of you....except for those damn people in the background! Who are you! And why did you ruin our photo! Anyone have photoshop?
OK...we took the picture again..this time w/o the people and w/o you LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!
Crack kills.
In case you were wondering what Ayjia's "I-just-did-something-and-didn't-get-caught-yet" look was...here it is. Problem is, we never found out what she did.
"Coooooooold!"
That ALMOST looks like a fake smile kid.
Yeah, I'd be freaked out by a snail that was half as big as my head too.
The best restaurant in Maui also has one of the best views. Go to Ma La if you're ever there. You'll thank us later.
So, what should we do while we're in Maui? I KNOW, we'll do the same thing we do while we're at home! Stay in bed!
So, we obviously went back to Maui. We wanted to get more pictures of you (we took 120 this time! sheesh!), so we went back. OK, that's not why...we went because we had free lodging and dad had a free flight...so, uh, why NOT go back?
A few funny things happened while we were there. First, we were driving and we were all cranky from the flight. Well, because people on Maui move as fast as the snail pictured above, we shouldn't have been surprised to find someone at a green light who was not moving. So, mom says, "Go! It's fucking green!"
I'll give you 4 guesses at what Ayjia was saying for the rest of the day...and 3 of your guesses don't count. Need a hint? It rhymes with, "Oh, sits lucking feen!"
After you said this lovely new phrase a couple of hundred times, you decided to say something new. But, this time it was cute....and not cute as in "oh that's cute but if CPS was around I'd be embarrased" (like above), but just plain cute. So, we were driving one night and you were bored (you are SUCH a good traveler by the way!) so you decided to recite a new poem/song to yourself. See, lately we've been saying, "Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, etc." We have you finish our sentences (i.e. you would have said "fiddle" in the last sentence), but on this particular night, you decided to recite the entire first two sentences on your own! Wow...aren't you only 21 months? So, you actually said the following verbatim:
"Hey diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon."
Blew our mind! But, something blew our mind even more than that!
See it's no secret that we've had a problem with people not knowing if you're a boy or a girl. It usually goes something like this.
Dumbass: Oh Isn't He Cute?
Mom or Dad: Yes, SHE is.
Dubmass: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a dumbass.
Mom or Dad: Yes, you are. We're sure God will forgive you, but we won't. Please leave us alone.
OK. So, maybe the first part is made up. Seriously though, we take responsibility for some of it (we did, afterall, give you a mohawk and put you in Guns 'N Roses shirts), but sometimes people are just dumb and don't notice that you have a barette in your hair or that you're wearing a dress. But, THIS ONE has to take the cake.
This time we were on the beach and someone asked, "How old is he?" And we just weren't sure what to say, well....BECAUSE YOU WERE NAKED!!
Now, I don't know. Maybe this chicks husband has a REALLY small penis and she's not quite familiar with the male anatomy. But, even if she's never seen one, surely she can see that you, Ayjia, have the same thing downstairs that she does.
Sigh. I am predicting the end of the world soon. If you can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl when someone is naked, then no one can help you. Not even God will forgive you for that one....dumbass.
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