What Are You, Mike Tyson?

OK, so you how do we put this? I guess there is no other way to say it...YOU BIT ANOTHER CHILD!! What the hell! I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later, but seriously....you? We knew you were anti-social..but we didn't think you were aggressive.

So, what happened? Here's the play by play.

Dad's friend from work came over w/ his wife and baby, Zoe. You didn't take a big liking to Zoe, but you had just woken up from a nap and we thought you just had to shake off your cobwebs. Well, after a while, you did get rid of your cobwebs and you starting playing w/ Zoe. It looked like you two were getting along fine, playing w/ toys and such. And we thought you liked her so much that you bent over to give her a kiss. "Aaawwww" the entire room exclaimed as you kissed Zoe.....and continued to kiss Zoe...and you kept going and going. Soon it occurred to mom that maybe you weren't kissing Zoe...maybe you were, dare we think, BITING!?

The screams, bite marks, and bruises confirmed that you did indeed bite the innocent child. So, we threw your ass in a timeout. So, the house was an orchestra of cries for some time. But, the whole experience left us scratching our heads and wondering, "What are you? Mike Tyson?"


These markings prove you are crazy.


The infamous teeth that perpetrated another baby.