Ok, so your dad may dress you up rather boyish every once in a while, but its not because he wishes we had a son. No, its just cuz sometimes we find cool shirts like the one above and they look rather boyish. And, although its understandable why people (especially women) in public would say things such as "oh, HE'S soooo cute," its still a little frustrating. All that these people (read: women) have to do is look at the goddamn shoes. They have PINK LINING. So, really, when they say you are a cute boy, this is what we hear:
"Your parents are so dumb that they buy you girls shoes. I mean, honestly, they can't even tell the difference between girl shoes and boy shoes. But, that's OK, we understand and you're still a very very cute boy."
I think next we're going to have to put a sign on your forehead that says, "before you comment on my sex, check the lining of my shoes." Sigh. Baby, people are dumb. May the force be with you... always.
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