Monday, June 20, 2005
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
That's My Bruise
We can understand your upset, you fell and skinned your knees. What we can't understand is why you still had this face the morning AFTER you fell because that's when this picture was taken.
Now you say, "mine!" So, when we were touching your leg to look at your bruise, you pulled your leg back and said loudly, "MINE!" .....like "it's my leg, get your hands off you crazy bastards!"
It's important to note that we (and by we, we mean dad) don't discourage you from doing this...we (and by we, we mean dad) actually want to encourage this behavior. Especially when other men try and touch you when you're older. So, keep up the good attitude missy!
Monday, June 13, 2005
You People Actually Read This Thing?
OK, so lots of you are razzing us about posting a new blog entry. Well, things have been rather busy...but we're glad you guys are keeping up. So, here's a quick post to let you know what's going on and we'll start posting regularly again this week.
1. Ayjia's learning colors. She knows pink and blue. Woo hoo! And she's teaching daddy "black and blue" by kicking him in the nuts at night when she comes to bed to sleep with parents.
2. Ayjia's favorite book is undoubtedly "My Grandpa is Great." We picked it up for like 2 bucks at a half off sale. Kind of like the same way mom picked up dad.
3. Ayjia doesn't like it when dad goes on trips without her. Thus, we're going to try and fly her to Europe this summer when Dad goes to India. Does anyone have DVD player w/ a 12 hour battery. Eikes!
4. Ayjia does high dives....uh...into concrete. Picture this: Mom vacuuming car (no seriously!), Ayjia walking around slanted driveway, Ayjia tripping, Ayjia face-planting downhill into the driveway, judges throw up scores (10.0!!!!)
5. Ayjia poops on the floor as mom is preparing a bath. Ayjia touches said poo and proclaims it "Nasty!" Mom watches in horror and proclaims, "If we wanted someone to poop on the floor, we would have stolen...eeerrr....bought...another dog." 2 weeks later, Mom and Dad start shopping for new floors. Coincidence?
6. "More." Ayjia learns the word "more" and repeats over and over again. She loves Sesame Street and Barney more than ever...and Dad and Mom get sucked into it.
This is what you "non-parents" have to look forward to. Now, stop reading this blog and go spend your abundant amounts of money on yourself. Just try not to poop on the floor on the way out.
1. Ayjia's learning colors. She knows pink and blue. Woo hoo! And she's teaching daddy "black and blue" by kicking him in the nuts at night when she comes to bed to sleep with parents.
2. Ayjia's favorite book is undoubtedly "My Grandpa is Great." We picked it up for like 2 bucks at a half off sale. Kind of like the same way mom picked up dad.
3. Ayjia doesn't like it when dad goes on trips without her. Thus, we're going to try and fly her to Europe this summer when Dad goes to India. Does anyone have DVD player w/ a 12 hour battery. Eikes!
4. Ayjia does high dives....uh...into concrete. Picture this: Mom vacuuming car (no seriously!), Ayjia walking around slanted driveway, Ayjia tripping, Ayjia face-planting downhill into the driveway, judges throw up scores (10.0!!!!)
5. Ayjia poops on the floor as mom is preparing a bath. Ayjia touches said poo and proclaims it "Nasty!" Mom watches in horror and proclaims, "If we wanted someone to poop on the floor, we would have stolen...eeerrr....bought...another dog." 2 weeks later, Mom and Dad start shopping for new floors. Coincidence?
6. "More." Ayjia learns the word "more" and repeats over and over again. She loves Sesame Street and Barney more than ever...and Dad and Mom get sucked into it.
This is what you "non-parents" have to look forward to. Now, stop reading this blog and go spend your abundant amounts of money on yourself. Just try not to poop on the floor on the way out.
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